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7-30-2006
Strangly enough, ever since playing Benny T's and now also at Ahoys we seem to be finding womens (thank God) underwear thrown about. We don't yet know what it all means, but we must be on to something. I think from the way one girl asked about who's panties were hanging off of Earls Mic, she was thinking they were hers. How could she not know? Now, once again they seem to be missing. If you see Earl perhaps you should ask what he knows....
News - 6-19-2006
Sad news........
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.
Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.
They put his left leg in, and then the trouble started.
Shut up. You know it's funny.
News - 6-12-2006
We're trying to get the word out about Benny T's, it's a nice club with a great staff. Business was a little slow on Friday night but Saturday was much better and we really did have good time. Some one hollered out "AC DC" after which someone on stage who shall forever remain nameless replied "Speak for yourself". She is witty (hint, wink, nod)News - 6-8-2006 Message from
News - 6-4-2006
Wow! We just played Summers at the River in Nixa. Friday night was crazy, and Saturday night was also fun. One customer asked if Teri had formal training. It's true. She used to practice in a prom dress. Next time we play here you really should come to this happening place!
News - 5-29-2006
It's a wonderful thing playing music, you can reach people in such a unique way. At the out door concert in Yellville AR, Saturday
night here is real comment we heard; "You guys are the closest thing to a professional band I have ever heard."
I guess we're on the right track.
News - 5-15-2006
We seemed to have gone over quite well at Ahoy's in Kimberling City. Folks were dancing right off on the sound check and well into the night. Everyone had a ball, some more than others, some were stuffing them down their shirts making like they were smuggling beans.
Thanks for coming out and just having fun....
News - 5-1-2006
We just finished playing our second job, this one being the Daily Pub in Springfield Mo. We definitly had a good time and realized we must brush up on our drunkenese to fully understand what those people are saying to us. At least they have a smile on thier faces.
Other News: Teri has balls. Want to know more, then please write us....
Cool Beenz in Spanish is 'Frijoles Frio'
or in Spanglish: 'Frio Frijoles'
Frijoles is Beans
Frio is actually cold, but it's as close a translation as it gets. In spanish things are said backwards so Frijoles frio is correct but to say it as we do in english it's frio frijoles.
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Have you ever noticed how some folks get their impairments mixed up? I noticed the other day someone
speaking to a blind person at the top of their voice as though deafness would have to accompany blindness. So if there is anyone here who can't hear, we, the distorted and contorted have something just for you....
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Two guys were walking down the street, One was destitute, The other was a guitarist as well.
Q - What's the difference between an extra large pizza and a guitarist?
A - None, they both can't feed a family of four.
Q - Did you hear about the guitarist who was in tune?
A - Neither have I.
Q - What's the difference between a guitar player and a dog?
A - The dog knows when to stop Howling.
Three guitarists collaborated on a book of scales. Each contributed the one he knew.
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And Now . . . . . . . for Some Dead Language Text
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Quaeque vos bubus veneratur albis clarus Anchisae Venerisque sanguis inpetret, bellante prior, iacentem lenis in hostem. iam mari terraque manus potentis Medus Albanasque timet securis, iam Scythae responsa petunt, superbi nuper, et Indi. Iam Fides et Pax et Honor Pudorque priscus et neglecta redire Virtus audet adparetque beata pleno Copia cornu.